Thursday 20 June
Channel 4, 9.00pm
George Clooney has picked a wonderful and often-overlooked book to lure him back to television. Joseph Heller’s classic war satire was an icon for the anti-Vietnam War generation and became a bible for successive waves of alienated youth, due to the simple question it asks in ever more absurd ways: how can a sane man stay sane in an insane society?
Set around the Allied invasion of Italy towards the end of the Second World War, it follows the efforts of a bombardier, Captain John Yossarian (Christopher Abbott), to get through the conflict alive when his own forces seem to be the ones keenest to get him killed. The novel’s complex circular structure and horror-drenched climax has tended to not to be adapted for the screen (the 1970 film version starring Alan Arkin didn’t entirely hit the mark), but this six-part miniseries gets off to a good start. It has a lighter tone and tweaked narrative to make it simpler, beginning with Yossarian’s encounter with the irrational Colonel Scheisskopf (Clooney).
Beautifully made and featuring a high-calibre cast, such as Hugh Laurie, Kyle Chandler, Daniel David Stewart and Giancarlo Giannini, this is a treat. GO
George Clarke’s Old House, New Home
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Another series of value-minded home refurbishments from architect George Clarke, who begins by reconfiguring a tiny Edwardian cottage for a nurse with two young children. He begins by toning down the Italianate excesses of a house once owned by a homesick Sicilian ice-cream magnate. GO
BBC One, 9.00pm
More front-line stories from the North West Ambulance Service. This week, there’s pressure inside the control room and on the streets of Manchester as high call-out rates are putting lives at risk. GO
Death Row: Countdown to Execution
On the second leg of her Texas death row tour, Susanna Reid interviews murderer Billie Wayne Coble in the hours before he is executed. GO
Discovering: Alain Delon
Sky Arts, 9.00pm
His receipt of an honorary Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival last month only emphasised what an overlooked actor Alain Delon is these days outside France. Once the quintessence of Sixties male style and a god of the French nouvelle vague, Delon was beloved by the fashionable movie directors of his day – Godard, Visconti, Antonioni and Malle among others – and has many jewels among his extensive back catalogue for this overdue biopic to draw on. GO
Sky Atlantic, 9.00pm
The Misery-style subplot involving Georgina’s (Julia Stiles) supposedly dead banker husband, Constantine, is about to bear fruit, at last. But after Georgina found a hoard of priceless stolen Nazi art in her cellar last week, Lady Cassandra (Juliet Stephenson) cannot afford to have another secret disclosed. Meanwhile, both Georgina and Constantine’s first wife Irina (Lena Olin) are in a confessional mood. GO
Philip Green & the Trouble with Topshop
Channel 5, 10.00pm
Philip Green’s Arcadia fashion empire – which includes Topshop and Miss Selfridge – was rescued from the brink of collapse after a crucial vote to rescue the struggling business was passed by its landlords. This report looks at the roots of the crisis and whether the scales have finally tipped between high street and online clothing retailers. GO
National Lampoon’s European Vacation (1985) ★★★☆☆
The Griswold family have achieved cult status thanks to their Eighties incarnation, headed by hapless patriarch Clark (Chevy Chase). While the 2015 version is worth avoiding, the originals retain much of their charm. This sequel sees Clark drag his long-suffering family across Europe, causing merry chaos everywhere they go (including knocking over Stonehenge).
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) ★★★☆☆
Comedy Central, 10.00pm
A passable romcom in which a lovelorn loser (Jason Segel) jets to a luxurious Hawaiian resort to recover from being dumped by his TV star girlfriend (The Good Place’s Kristen Bell) – only to bump into her and her lewd new boyfriend (Russell Brand). What ensues is the kind of watchable but untaxing farce that’s ideal for a long-haul flight. Mila Kunis also stars.
Bhaji on the Beach (1993) ★★★★☆
London Live, 11.45pm
Directed by Gurinder Chadha (Bend It Like Beckham, Bride & Prejudice), this delightful comedy drama is about a group of Punjabi-speaking women of Indian descent who take a day-trip together from their home in Birmingham to Blackpool. But they are then pursued and confronted by their men folk. Scripted by Meera Syal, the underlying aim of the film is to throw a light on the social issues facing Asian women.
Friday 21 June
BBC One, 9.00pm; Wales, 9.30pm
How you feel about this popular Scottish sitcom, which returns for a ninth and final series, probably depends on your tolerance for broad jokes, creative swearing and pratfalls. Yet it takes a lot of skill to make this sort of one-liner-led comedy land – as recent high-profile failures could ruefully attest – and what marks out Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill’s tale of rowdy pensioners is a very tight script and the surprising strain of sweetness running underneath the jokes about “boaking”.
The opener, which features an all-too-brief cameo from Line of Duty’s Martin Compston, sees the irascible Winston (Paul Riley) granted his 15 minutes of fame after his novel way of stopping a mugger goes viral. With Methadone Mick (Scott Reid) as his would-be manager, he soon finds himself caught up in a heady whirlwind of free sausage rolls and supermarket openings. Meanwhile, Jack (Kiernan) and Victor (Hemphill) decide it’s time to move into the digital age… As always, Kiernan and Hemphill never forget that the show is really about lifelong friendship, allowing us to see both the joy that Victor and Jack take in each other’s company and their occasional loneliness too. SH
Netflix, from today
The first series of this creepy German thriller was a word-of-mouth hit in 2017, and things get even darker as it enters “the second cycle”. To say any more would spoil the spooky fun, but if you haven’t yet caught up, try to do so. SH
A Question of Sport
BBC One, 8.00pm; Wales, 9.00pm
Sue Barker begins a new series of the long-running sports quiz with golfer Matt Wallace, sprinter Imani-Lara Lansiquot, gymnast Ellie Downie and cricketer Sam Billings joining team captains Phil Tufnell and Matt Dawson for the usual ribbing and mishaps. SH
Celebrity Crystal Maze
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Reality TV star Gemma Collins is on captain duties as the Celebrity Crystal Maze returns for a new series. Collins is joined here by her on-off boyfriend James “Arg” Argent, mathematician Carol Vorderman, comedian Ellie Taylor and TV presenter Rick Edwards to try to raise money for charity. SH
Channel 4, 9.00pm
The celebrity edition of the popular armchair critic show continues with Chris Eubank Jnr and Snr, Gyles Brandreth, Sheila Hancock and, best of all, Rylan Clark-Neal and his mother Linda analysing the past week’s television programmes. SH
The Graham Norton Show
BBC One, 10.35pm
Expect some slick Hollywood patter as Tom Hanks drops by to discuss Toy Story 4, Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland talk about Spider-Man: Far from Home and Gwyneth Paltrow waxes lyrical on all things Goop. Grime artist Stormzy provides the music. SH
I Can Go for That: The Smooth World of Yacht Rock
BBC Four, 9.00pm
Katie Puckrik’s entertaining guide to the laid-back sounds of “yacht rock” concludes with spirited discussion of Kenny Loggins, Robbie Dupree and Toto. As journalist Dylan Jones sagely notes: “Music doesn’t have to be cool for you to like it.” SH
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Sky Arts, 10.00pm
Eccentric is a term too often bestowed on people who are mildly diverting at best. The late Chris Sievey, aka Frank Sidebottom, was, however, a genuine one-off. This brilliant documentary, which has astute contributions and intriguing titbits, examines why. SH
Papillon (1973) ★★★★☆
BBC Two, 11.05pm
Based on the autobiography of petty criminal Henri Charrière – nicknamed Papillon because of his butterfly tattoo – this powerful prison drama is set in the infamous French penal colony Devil’s Island. Steve McQueen is impressive as the title character who’s desperate to escape Devil’s Island’s gruesome brutality. Dustin Hoffman gives memorable support as his friend, the small-time fraudster Louis Dega.
Billy Elliot (2000) ★★★★☆
BBC One, 12.10am
Stephen Daldry made his film debut with this stirring British drama set during the 1984 miners’ strike. Combining realism with uplifting sentiment, the film follows young Billy (Jamie Bell), who is encouraged by a chain-smoking dance instructor (Julie Walters) to take up ballet. His father (Gary Lewis), struggling on the picket line, is less keen on the idea. If this showing is too late, you can watch it on Saturday (BBC One, 10.20pm).
Side Effects (2013) ★★★★☆
Channel 4, 12.10am
Steven Soderbergh’s disquieting thriller is set waist-deep in the murk of prescription-drug culture, with Jude Law as a well-meaning psychiatrist testing a new medication for depression, and Rooney Mara as his troubled young guinea pig. It begins as a sober psychological drama, and gradually ferments into a queasy Hitchcockian whodunit. It also co-stars Catherine Zeta-Jones, in a smoothly sinister turn.
Saturday 22 June
Glastonbury’s Greatest Headliners
BBC Two, 10.00pm
Crack open a drink and kick back on your sofa as Edith Bowman runs through the famous festival’s best bits in BBC Two’s pre-Glastonbury curtain raiser. The main conceit of this programme is an A to Z of Glastonbury’s Pyramid Stage, focusing on the most memorable headlining performances of the last 25 years. Thus A is for Arctic Monkeys and Adele, B is Britpop and D is for both dance and, rather brilliantly, didgeridoo, in memory of 1994 crowd-pleasers The Levellers. Sadly cameras only came to Pilton, Somerset, in 1994, which means there’s no footage here of the Happy Mondays’s raucous Friday-night gig in 1990, although hopefully Johnny Cash’s 1994 slot, a performance that the Man in Black later described as one of his favourites, makes the cut. And surely we’ll see Pulp’s glorious last-minute stand-in for The Stone Roses in 1995?
We’re also promised backstage testimony and fresh interviews with everyone from Damon Albarn and Liam Gallagher to Skunk Anansie’s Skin and The Chemical Brothers, as well as the Eavis family. This year’s Pyramid Headline Acts are Stormzy, The Killers and The Cure – they’ll have a lot to both live up and indeed down to. SH
BBC One, 1.00pm
The men’s grass-court event in Kensington is seen as the perfect warm-up for Wimbledon, the Grand Slam held five miles south in July. But with Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic skipping this year’s Queen’s, the draw is wide open. The semi-finals are on Saturday, with the final tomorrow (BBC One, 1.20pm).
Horse Racing: Royal Ascot
The final Group 1 race at the Royal Meeting is the Diamond Jubilee Stakes (4.20pm). France’s City Light went close last year, but the leading contender is Invincible Army, trained by Newmarket’s James Tate and unbeaten so far.
Portrait Artist of the Year 2019
Channel 4, 5.00pm
The latest series of the artistic competition makes its terrestrial debut, having previously been shown on Sky Arts. The first nine contenders are a strong bunch and not afraid of taking risks, as their sitters, Andi Oliver, Geraldine James and Matthew Goode, discover. SH
BBC Cardiff Singer of the World Final
BBC Four, 7.30pm
Petroc Trelawny, Josie D’Arby and soprano Danielle de Niese guide us through the biennial singing competition. The 20 young singers have now been whittled down to five. They will perform accompanied by the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, conducted by Ewa Strusińska, and the Welsh National Opera Orchestra, conducted by Ariane Matiakh. The winner receives the prestigious Cardiff Trophy and £20,000. SH
Britain’s Most Historic Towns
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Alice Roberts heads to Stirling in Scotland for the final episode of what has been an enjoyable series. She learns about the convoluted history of the last Stuart kings before tasting medieval ale and uncovering a dark tale of witchcraft. SH
The World’s Biggest Battleship: Draining the Ocean
Channel 5, 9.00pm
This documentary, which uses sonar technology and CGI to examine the bottom of the China Seas, is a mixed bag. It kicks off with the sinking of the Japanese battleship Yamato during the Second World War, although the interesting tale comes with the story of Mongol warrior Kublai Khan’s legendary fleet. SH
Piers Morgan’s Life Stories
In the final episode, Piers Morgan goes head-to-head with his old frenemy Alan Sugar. Expect particularly pointed joshing as Arsenal fan Morgan quizzes Sugar on his time as chairman of Tottenham Hotspur. SH
Lost in Vagueness
Sky Arts, 10.00pm
Sofia Olins’s film about Lost Vagueness, Glastonbury’s festival within a festival, was filmed over 12 years – a dedication that pays off. While Olins expertly captures the method behind Lost Vagueness’s creative madness, the film’s true power comes from the even-handed but affectionate portrait of the event’s founder Roy Gurvitz, a man who continued to plough his own path even as Glastonbury itself became a more corporate affair. SH
Toy Story 2 (1999) ★★★★★
BBC One, 5.00pm
Every bit as exuberant as Toy Story, this sequel will bring just as much pleasure. Woody the cowboy (voiced by Tom Hanks), owned by a sweet but careless boy called Andy, has fallen into a collector’s clutches. His fellow toys, from astronaut Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) to cowgirl Jessie (Joan Cusack), rush to his rescue. Toy Story 4 is in cinemas now.
Patriots Day (2016) ★★★☆☆
Channel 4, 9.00pm
Peter Berg directs Mark Wahlberg in a counter-terrorism procedural that’s based closely on the Boston Marathon bombing of 2013 and the manhunt for the perpetrators that followed. Wahlberg’s affable cop is notionally the star, but it’s more of an ensemble drama, with a whole city brought together and spurred to action by the attack. Berg’s film is stirring and well-acted, but rarely does the air of danger really ignite.
Grace Jones: Bloodlight and Bami (2017) ★★★★☆
BBC Two, 11.30pm
Sophie Fiennes’s intense documentary gives us a portrait of Grace Jones, the singer and actress well known for her other-worldly energy and hard-edged aesthetic. She monsters her inferiors for not living up to expectations, and travels across Jamaica to meet her relatives – who recall the abusive step-grandfather “Mas P”, on which Jones’s stage persona vividly draws.
Sunday 23 June
Thirty-five years after wowing us with The Jewel in the Crown, ITV returns to period drama set in India. From Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha, this six-parter is set in 1795, just before the Raj was established – a time when Britain’s East India Company jostled for power with local mughals and the French. Vanity Fair’s Tom Bateman plays the handsome John Beecham, a disillusioned former employee of the East India Company who, disliking its treatment of the Indians, has decided to go into trade on his own terms.
As the story opens, Beecham moves himself, his lively downstairs staff and a baby into his Delhi mansion. Lesley Nicol, Downton Abbey’s Mrs Patmore, soon arrives on a boat as Beecham’s uptight mother Henrietta, asking awkward questions about the child’s parentage. Other plot strands see Beecham running up against a hostile French general and dreaming of a lover. It’s soft evening soap that lacks spice, mainly because Beecham seems a dreary, poetry-spouting New Man. Although it showcases India so beautifully you can practically feel the heat. It’s not Jewel in the Crown, but it’s likely to be a crowd-pleaser. The second episode airs tomorrow. VP
Kate Nash: Underestimate the Girl
BBC Three, from 10.00am
British singer-songwriter Kate Nash, who catapulted to fame in 2007 with her chart-topping album Made of Bricks, allows cameras to follow her over several tumultuous years in the music business. Now living in LA and with a supporting role in the hit Netflix drama GLOW, Nash self-funds her third album and suffers reversals that include a financial betrayal. As a result, this film comes across as part promotional video, part cautionary tale. VP
Formula One: French Grand Prix
Sky Sports F1, 2.05pm (race start 2.10pm); Channel 4 (highlights), 7.00pm
The Canadian Grand Prix produced as good a chance for Ferrari’s first victory of the year as the Scuderia could ever have imagined. Sebastian Vettel had put his car on pole position, then led the entire race – but a contentious charge of “dangerous driving”, after he slipped off the track and rejoined in front of Lewis Hamilton’s Mercedes, saw him demoted behind the championship leader. Luckily, the Circuit Paul Ricard, which like Montréal is comprised of fast straights and tight corners, should give Vettel and Charles Leclerc another shot at Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas.
Women’s Football: World Cup Last 16
BBC Two, 4.00pm (kick-off 4.30pm)
Sunday’s last 16 encounter sees England take on a third-placed team from another group. Should Steph Houghton’s Lionesses win, they’ll progress to Thursday’s quarter-final (BBC Four, 7.30pm; kick-off 8.00pm).
BBC Two, 8.00pm
This week, the trio road test plug-in vehicles in sketches designed to give full vent to their schoolboy humour – including one in which they give each other electric shocks. Director Danny Boyle joins them. VP
Trevor McDonald’s Indian Train Adventure
As a pleasant appetiser ahead of Beecham House, Trevor McDonald enjoys a two-part jolly aboard a luxury train from Mumbai to Delhi, meeting some of India’s rich and poor along the way. VP
Sky One, 9.00pm
This police procedural returns for a second series, following fictional members of LA’s paramilitary cop squad. Shemar Moore plays team chief Hondo as a square-jawed hero who never puts a foot wrong, whether seducing the ladies or taking down human traffickers, both of which he does tonight. The series has a simplistic approach, but its high-octane vibe is diverting enough. VP
Reel Stories: Noel Gallagher
BBC Two, 10.30pm; N Ireland, 11.15pm
Oasis co-founder Noel Gallagher reminisces about his 25 years as a pop star by watching TV clips of his most memorable moments. Guided by Dermot O’Leary, Gallagher looks back at Cool Britannia, the band’s break-up and his pride at Don’t Look Back in Anger becoming the anthem of the 2017 Manchester bombing. VP
Tonight with Vladimir Putin
BBC Two, 11.00pm/11.15pm; NI, 11.45pm/midnight
This bizarre spoof chat-show sees a CGI Putin, as host, put his foot in it with guests. Tonight he thanks Alastair Campbell for his contribution to the current state of the world, and plays “Diversity Challenge” with June Sarpong. VP
Topkapi (1964) ★★★★☆
BBC Two, 1.15pm; not N Ireland
Jules Dassin’s heist film is trying to be several things at once – crime caper, exotic thriller, genre spoof – and for the most part it succeeds. Maximilian Schell leads the group of thieves, among whom are also sultry Melina Mercouri and shuffling Peter Ustinov. They’re after the jewel-encrusted blade of Sultan Mahmud I, which is held in the Topkapı Palace – but the Turkish police are immediately on their tail.
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) ★★☆☆☆
“Every journey,” boomed the trailer to this prequel, “has a first step.” But what a curious misstep this was. The plot starts with intergalactic trade, and drags. Ewan McGregor’s Alec Guinness act as Obi-Wan Kenobi is weird, and the script strangles even Natalie Portman. But the fight scenes are swish and the set design has a gorgeous spacey glow.
Paddington (2014) ★★★★☆
It’s as warm and welcome as a hot pair of socks on a winter morning. The bear from Darkest Peru comes beautifully to life, thanks to Ben Whishaw and visual-effects house Framestore; it’s just as charming as Michael Bond’s original. Hugh Bonneville and Sally Hawkins are wonderful as Paddington’s guardians Mr and Mrs Brown, and look out for a game Nicole Kidman, as a fanatical taxidermist hunting the little bear down.
Monday 24 June
The Unwanted: The Secret Windrush Files
BBC Two, 9.00pm
Although a number of contributors to David Olusoga’s eye-opening film were directly affected by the Windrush Scandal, the real focus is not the scandal itself, but how decades of institutionalised racism led to it. As Olusoga puts it: “This is the story of 70 years of political panic, bad faith and racist prejudice in the corridors of power stretching back to the arrival of the first wave of Caribbean immigrants on the HMT Empire Windrush in 1948.” He isn’t exaggerating. Time and again, he produces documented examples of the rank hypocrisy of British governments attempting to stem the flow of black Caribbean migrants into Britain without impeding that of white Commonwealth citizens or appearing to discriminate.
Some of this is shocking – Churchill proposing to Cabinet in the Fifties that “Keep England White” might be a good electioneering slogan, secret race surveys conducted at job centres, Sixties’s immigration-limiting legislation that “in practice will operate against coloured people almost exclusively”. What shocks most, though, is the inhumane treatment inflicted only recently on innocent people under the government’s “hostile environment” policy. GO
BBC One, 1.45pm
Unusually, this London-based and British-cast crime series was made for a US streaming channel, but now receives its UK premiere after being bought in by the BBC to beef up daytime schedules. Hugo Speer stars as DI David Bradford, head of an elite murder investigation team who’s distracted by the fact that his own wife has disappeared. GO
Tennis: Eastbourne International
BBC Two, 1.45pm
Eastbourne is the women’s counterpart to Queen’s. It’s a strong field: Caroline Wozniacki will defend her title, with Simona Halep and Kiki Bertens likely to pose a stern threat.
Triumph and Tragedy
Smithsonian Channel, 8.00pm
This edition celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Moon landings focuses on how astronauts learned to walk in space – and how tragedy during tests for the first manned Apollo mission underlined the human cost of space exploration. GO
Panorama: The Race for Number 10
BBC One, 8.30pm
Failing an unforeseen “coronation”, the key battle for the PM-ship is now well under way as the two remaining candidates set out to woo Tory party members. Panorama assesses their campaigns thus far. GO
The £1 Houses: Britain’s Cheapest Street
Channel 4, 8.30pm
The series about house-buyers who availed of Liverpool Council’s offer to purchase derelict homes for just £1 returns for a series of updates. The emphasis here is less on home improvements and more on the homeowners themselves, as they get to grips with living in a neglected community. GO
In the second episode of Gurinder Chadha’s lavish period drama set in India, John Beecham discovers his decadent brother in a brothel, and a beautiful if rather haughty young woman (Pallavi Sharda) shakes things up. GO
A Year to Save My Life: George McGavin and Melanoma
BBC Four, 9.00pm
This is a powerful film about a man on a mission to save his own life. Last year, entomologist and TV presenter George McGavin was diagnosed with skin cancer, but pioneering medicines were holding out hope of boosting his survival chances. It’s a roller-coaster ride through science and hope. GO
Big Little Lies
Sky Atlantic, 9.00pm
The brilliant second series continues as the fallout from the revelations that came in the last episode is felt, not least the quaking of a couple of marriages. GO
Pony Express (1953) ★★★☆☆
This Jerry Hopper Western won’t win many prizes for characterisation – Charlton Heston plays Buffalo Bill, Forrest Tucker plays Wild Bill Hickok – but at least it has a more novel premise: the risky establishment of a horse-bound mail service between Missouri and California. Our double Bill of heroes must contend with not only the usual Indians, but also secessionists who don’t want communications to help unite the States.
Blue Steel (1989) ★★★★☆
London Live, 11.00pm
Before Point Break and The Hurt Locker, Kathryn Bigelow wrote and directed this taut thriller, in which Jamie Lee Curtis’s rookie cop is pursued by a disturbed trader (Ron Nelson) who witnesses her shooting an armed robber. While it’s not exactly subtle – and didn’t do too well at the box office – the pace never relents, and the piece is jam-packed with both menace and suspense. Clancy Brown also stars.
Being Blacker (2018) ★★★★☆
BBC Two, 11.15pm; not N Ireland
Any documentary by Molly Dineen is a must-see (The Ark, Geri). Being Blacker is the result of a request from her friend, reggae producer and Brixton record-shop owner Blacker Dread, to film his mother’s funeral. Instead it evolved into a three-year odyssey that takes us through a tumultuous period in his life and explores the world of the Jamaican community rooted in the south London suburb.
Tuesday 25 June
BBC Two, 9.00pm
Few presenters are as adept at capturing the wonder of the unexplored as Professor Brian Cox, whose look at the planets comes to a suitably lyrical end as he asks us to follow space probe Voyager 2 out to the furthest planets in our solar system, Uranus – “a pale blue marble in the dark, frozen depths of space” – and Neptune, “the final true planet”. It’s a fascinating journey and one full of revealing facts, as Cox explains why Uranus lies on its side, what Shepherd Moons are and why Pluto is no longer considered a planet. Not that Cox himself is terribly bothered by Pluto’s downgrading, noting that it’s “still a world and therefore we should explore it”.
He’s right, of course, as Pluto yields a number of surprises – from the beauty of its crater-covered surface to the mystery of Tombaugh Regio, a light-coloured area in the shape of a heart and thus also known as Pluto’s Heart. Cox ends the series with a heartfelt plea that humans should continue to marvel at what is out there rather than sitting “huddled in a tiny corner of the solar system wondering what we’re doing here”. It’s a smart and thoughtful conclusion to what has been a truly epic piece of TV. SH
Cricket World Cup: England v Australia
Sky Sports Main Event/SS Cricket, 9.30am
The crowd at Lord’s are famously cultured, but what price a rude welcome for David Warner and Steve Smith? Each of the disgraced Australians was greeted with boos in the World Cup warm-up game last month, a close match edged by the visitors. Eoin Morgan’s men will want revenge on the oldest enemy.
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Few shows would have the cheerful audacity to pull off tonight’s opening moments, in which a young Muslim girl gets a glimpse of a very unexpected afterlife. That cheeky attitude is definitely needed ahead of tonight’s powerful episode, with its focus on the fallout from last week’s crash. SH
The Thames: Britain’s Great River with Tony Robinson
Channel 5, 8.00pm
Tony Robinson finishes his perambulation along the Thames by heading to London’s East End, where he grew up. Then it’s on to the Thames Estuary, with plenty of enlightening facts along the way. SH
Master of Photography
Sky Arts, 8.00pm
The four remaining contenders are sent to their homelands to take a set of three intimate photos, including at least one self-portrait, that showcase who they really are. It’s a tricky and potentially exposing assignment, and more than one of the contestants struggle. SH
Great British Gardens: Season by Season with Carol Klein
Channel 5, 9.00pm
Tonight’s final edition of the series that tours the country in the company of the superb Carol Klein takes us to the decidedly chilly yet verdant acres of Gresgarth Hall near Lancaster. SH
Channel 4, 10.00pm
This is essentially Queer Eye given a very British spin, as Channel 4’s newest series sees drag collective The Family Gorgeous attempt to transform people’s lives through the power of big hair, dramatic make-up and over-the-top performance. This week, they’re in Dover for an episode that builds to a lovely climax. SH
Sky One, 10.00pm
Legend has it that before his premature death in 1973, martial arts king Bruce Lee pitched an American studio an idea for a film about a Chinese immigrant travelling through America in the late 19th century. They declined, but the fast and furious Warrior, executive-produced by Lee’s daughter Shannon, goes some way to redressing that decision, using the star’s notes to tell the story of Ah Sahm (Andrew Koji) a young man on a mission who arrives in San Francisco’s Chinatown in 1878. Koji is solid and the action scenes thrill; Jason Tobin steals the show as the local crime boss’s louche son. SH
The Blue Dahlia (1946, b/w) ★★★★☆
George Marshall’s thrilling film noir stars Alan Ladd in his penultimate pairing with Veronica Lake. Raymond Chandler won an Oscar nomination for his first original screenplay, though he relapsed into drink while working out how to finish off its fiendish plot. Johnny Morrison (Ladd) is the main suspect after his wife is murdered; his discharged Navy buddies are swept up in the intrigue as well. A skilful and hard-boiled film.
Hobson’s Choice (1953, b/w) ★★★★☆
Talking Pictures TV, 5.30pm
In this adaptation of Harold Brighouse’s 1915 play, hero Willie Mossop (John Mills) finds, after suffering the tyranny of his boss Henry Horatio Hobson (Charles Laughton), that despite the film’s title, he does have a choice over how he’ll conduct his life after all. The winner of Best British Film at the 1954 Baftas, this delight chalked up another success for director David Lean (Great Expectations).
Wild (2014) ★★★★☆
Jean-Marc Vallée follows one award-winning film (Dallas Buyers Club) with another. Based on Cheryl Strayed’s successful memoir, the plot follows Cheryl (Reese Witherspoon) as she walks the Pacific Crest Trail, up the western spine of the US from Mexican to Canadian borders, after a decade of loss and personal trouble. This backpacking challenge makes for an entrancingly lush visual experience. Laura Dern co-stars.
Wednesday 26 June
The Trans Women Athlete Dispute with Martina Navratilova
BBC One, 9.00pm
Martina Navratilova has dived headlong into the debate on transgender women in sport, but her views haven’t always been wholly welcome. In February she was savaged publicly and branded “transphobic” after she said that transgender women were “cheating” at sport by possessing physical advantages. Navratilova apologised, but the former tennis champion, winner of 59 Grand Slam titles, has not retreated beneath the parapet. On the contrary, in tonight’s film she keeps her consequent promise to explore and debate the issue further.
Navratilova meets voices from both sides: trans athletes describe the struggles they’ve faced, while Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies reiterates her opinions – more or less shared with Navratilova – about the perceived advantages for trans sportswomen, and Loughborough University researchers tell her about studying the performance of trans women athletes before, during and after their transition. Although the documentary was still being filmed at the time of going to press, we’re promised a respectful look at the argument, not least in terms of whether trans athletes feel accepted. VP
The Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Noel Fitzpatrick works more medical miracles on sick dogs as the docu-series continues. He mends the deformed legs of puppy Suki in an impressive five-hour procedure involving drills, pins and metal frames, and still finds time to dispense empathy to the pets’ owners. VP
Summer of Rockets
BBC Two, 9.00pm
Stephen Poliakoff’s peculiar drama closes with a series of reveals that almost beggar belief, leaving us to declare this piece a qualified triumph. Much credit is due to Toby Stephens for his quirky, scene-stealing performance as Samuel Petrukhin, who tonight finally discovers the truth about the Shaws and MI5. VP
It’s seems a crime that Rob Lowe’s impeccable comic timing is being squandered in this comedy-cum-procedural. The series rumbles on as flatly as the Lincolnshire landscape, with Lowe’s Chief Constable Bill Hixon solving the crime of the week. Tonight, OAPs are being burgled… VP
The Restaurant That Makes Mistakes
Channel 4, 9.00pm
This series, in which people with early-onset dementia open and run a restaurant, continues to tug at the heartstrings. It’s uplifting to watch the sufferers develop coping skills, and educational too about this devastating condition. VP
How to Get Away With Murder
Sky Witness, 9.00pm
This imported legal melodrama is back in session for a fifth season, with another towering performance from Oscar-winner Viola Davis as Annalise Keating, the brilliant professor who plays the mentor to an elite group of law students. Tonight’s opener also offers up the shocking murder mystery that will keep the characters occupied for the next 15 weeks, as Connor and Oliver’s wedding becomes the scene of a brutal killing. VP
Emily Atack: Adulting
The likeable runner-up of last year’s I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! continues to capitalise on her fame with this docu-series. Casting herself as a chaotic woman-child of 30, Atack is followed by cameras as she discusses quarter-life issues such as whether or not to have children and the modern plague of anxiety. Her honesty is genuinely commendable compared to the neatly airbrushed “reality” promulgated by many young stars. VP
Ransom (1996) ★★★★☆
The year after Braveheart and those cries of “freedom”, Mel Gibson showed his scary side in this gripping thriller from Ron Howard. Gibson and Rene Russo play the millionaire couple Tom and Kate Mullen, who turn the tables on a gang that kidnaps their son (Brawley Nolte, son of Nick). By offering up the ransom as a bounty on the kidnappers’ heads, they set off a cat-and-mouse game. It’s smart and slick, and it keeps its tension to the end.
3:10 to Yuma (2007) ★★★★☆
A remake of the 1957 classic, itself an adaptation of the Elmore Leonard short story, 3:10 to Yuma is an excellent, thrill-filled Western starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale as two men from either side of the law who end up thrown together. Directed with real verve by James Mangold, it tells the story of a rancher (Bale) who escorts a notorious gunslinger (Crowe) to the town of Contention to be put on the train to Yuma Prison.
Oldboy (2013) ★★★☆☆
Spike Lee’s garish remake of the 2003 Korean classic fails to capture very much of the original’s brilliance. Josh Brolin, however, is good as a brutish ad exec who learns of his ex-wife’s murder while he’s locked in a hotel room. When he’s at last released, he wants answers. Sean Bobbitt’s bravura camera work gives flash to the first half, but Sharlto Copley’s tiresomely camp British villain sends the final act downhill.
Thursday 27 June
Psychopath with Piers Morgan
Good Morning Britain host Piers Morgan heads to Texas to interview a murderer. But this criminal is like no other that Morgan has ever faced – even in his Serial Killer series. Paris Bennett has a genius-level IQ, is cunning, manipulative and is a diagnosed psychopath. In 2007, when he was 13 years old, Bennett stabbed his four-year-old half-sister Ella to death. “Yes, I did commit a monstrous crime,” Bennett says, “but does that one mistake define my entire life?” This “mistake”, as Morgan hears, was no impulsive fit of rage, but rather a deliberate, planned act of violence.
In his first interview on British television, Bennett, now 25, admits that the murder was driven by a desire to inflict misery upon his mother, Charity. Morgan, who is more considered here than in his usual combative interviewing style, also hears why Charity has stood by her “nice, personable, polite” son, but also fears what he could do to her on his release (he’s due for parole in a few years time, even though he “will not, cannot change”). This powerful film both explores the psyche of a dangerous man and charts the appalling toll that a violent psychopath takes on their family. CM
Netflix, from today
After learning that France is about to legalise cannabis, down-on-his-luck entrepreneur Joseph (Jonathan Cohen) plans to turn his family’s kosher butcher shop into a marijuana café. But not everyone is on board. What ensues in this new comedy series is wacky and irreverent fun. CM
Golf: Rocket Mortgage Classic
Sky Golf, 1.00pm
The latest PGA Tour event begins at Detroit Golf Club; Dustin Johnson and Rickie Fowler head the entry list, while Tiger Woods is notably absent. Earlier today, the European Tour heads to southern Spain for the Andalucía Valderrama Classic (11.00am). Host and three-time winner Sergio García will again be the man to beat.
Who Should Get to Stay in the UK?
BBC Two, 9.00pm
There’s love in the air in the last episode of this series following non-EU citizens who have applied to stay in the UK. This week, we meet Egyptian citizen Doaa, who was detained at Manchester Airport for having the wrong visa; and Sylvia, who arrived from Uganda to marry a man she’d met online. CM
Channel 4, 9.00pm
George Clooney’s adaptation of Joseph Heller’s 1961 anti-war satire continues with US bombardier Yossarian (Christopher Abbott) still convinced that everyone is out to kill him. So he resorts to desperate measures to get home. CM
Discovering: Maggie Smith
Sky Arts, 9.00pm
As a scene-setter for the highly anticipated Downton Abbey film, which is released in cinemas in September, Sky Arts looks at the career of Dame Maggie Smith. The actress is a rare recipient of the industry’s triple crown – an Oscar, a Tony and an Emmy. Whether she’s playing the dowager Violet Crawley, Countess of Grantham, or Professor McGonagall in the Harry Potter films, Smith charms her audience, which has given her fans across the generations. This beautifully-put-together profile charts her story, from her early days as a classical actress to global stardom. CM
Liam v Noel: Brothers at War
Channel 5. 10.00pm
Don’t Look Back in Anger doesn’t appear to apply to the Gallagher brothers themselves, as their spat shows no signs of abating. Ahead of Liam’s performance at Glastonbury, this documentary charts their tempestuous relationship. CM
The Operating Theatre: Minute by Minute
Channel 5, 11.05pm
When Operation Live aired earlier this year, viewers were queasy and fascinated in equal measure. Now we return to St Bart’s Hospital in London as the surgeons perform a total knee replacement. Be warned: it involves the use of power tools while the patient is still awake. CM
The Flight of the Phoenix (1965) ★★★★☆
This disaster movie from Robert Aldrich, about a plane crash in the Sahara, is fast-paced and well-told. As the pilot (James Stewart) and alcoholic navigator (Richard Attenborough) try to save their passengers, it’s left to a fanatical engineer (Hardy Krüger) to devise a wild plan to build a new plane from the wreckage. Ian Bannen won an Oscar nomination for his cocky turn as Ratbags Crow.
Rocky IV (1985) ★★★☆☆
It’s a stew of blood and sweat as the Cold War “rivals” Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) and Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) lay it all on the line. Rocky IV is seen by many as the series’ nadir, and the fight scenes do run on, but it did give us one worthwhile moment: the robot butler given by Rocky to his best friend Paulie (Burt Young), behind which there’s a sweet tale – it was used by Stallone to help his autistic son communicate.
Bad Teacher (2011) ★★☆☆☆
This rather by-the-numbers comedy stars Cameron Diaz as a teacher focused on marrying the richest man she can. Diaz comes across fairly well as the beauteous but two-faced Elizabeth, able to play both heroine and snake, but the film drags on, and at times its set-pieces are pretty improbable. Though they try, Justin Timberlake and Jason Segel fail to raise more than a smattering of laughs as her two (very different) love interests.
Friday 28 June
BBC One/Two/Four/iPlayer/Red Button, from 7.00pm
The Cure, The Killers, Stormzy, Miley Cyrus, Vampire Weekend, Kylie and, er, Jeff Goldblum. There’s something for everyone at the spectacular Glastonbury Festival, back after a fallow year. The One Show kicks off the BBC’s coverage at 7.00pm with an edition presented by Mel Giedroyc and Jo Wiley live from the site. Things pick up over on BBC Two at 7.30pm when Wiley, Lauren Laverne, Clara Amfo, Mark Radcliffe and Edith Bowman give us a taste of the opening day’s best moments, plus there are performances from Jorja Smith and Sam Fender.
But the main event doesn’t arrive until after the break, at 9.50pm, when Wiley, Amfo and Huw Stephens tee-up tonight’s Pyramid Stage headline act – grime superstar Stormzy. They’ll also be looking back at earlier highlights including sets by Bastille, George Ezra, Sheryl Crow and the fabulous Lauryn Hill, while Radcliffe and Bowman take us through the early hours, catching up on performances from Interpol, Jon Hopkins and Cat Power. On BBC Four at 10.00pm, Laverne introduces tonight’s Other Stage headliners, Tame Impala. Many other performances are being live streamed on iPlayer all weekend and available via the Red Button. GO
Netflix, from today
The US docu-series that sets out to view the problem of illegal drugs from all sides returns for a third series, widening its view beyond the US to explore the trade’s vast international reach and impact. GO
Netflix, from today
Usually television loves to highlight how forensics is the Holy Grail of crime investigation; this true-crime series offers a more cautionary perspective, with stories of innocent people who have been wrongfully convicted using dubious forensic tools and techniques. GO
Celebrity Crystal Maze
Channel 4, 8.00pm
Can Anita Rani live up to quizmaster Richard Ayoade’s maxim that all great Crystal Maze teams are captained by women? That’s up to her gang: presenter Jeff Stelling, Paralympic gold-winner Hannah Cockcroft, Strictly Come Dancing’s AJ Pritchard and actor Tom Rosenthal. GO
When Buildings Collapse: World’s Worst Engineering Disasters
Channel 5, 8.00pm
Rob Bell investigates catastrophic construction failures, including the horrific Genoa bridge disaster last year when 43 people were killed, and the Hyatt Regency tragedy in Kansas in 1981, when a hotel walkway collapsed, killing over 100. GO
BBC One, 9.00pm
Silver-surfer rivalry rears its ugly head as Jack (Ford Kiernan) and Victor (Greg Hemphill) get wind of “Twilight Monthly” magazine’s hunt for a new cover star and, at the other end of the age scale, Navid (Sanjeev Kohli) is on the hunt for a sneaky schoolboy shoplifter. GO
The Nile: Egypt’s Great River with Bettany Hughes
Channel 5, 9.00pm
Bettany Hughes makes a terrific guide to Egypt’s ancient wonders, arriving at Luxor and the Valley of the Kings to visit Tutankhamun’s tomb, the temple at Karnak and the more recently excavated tomb-builders’ village. GO
Bruce Lee and the Outlaw
PBS America, 9.00pm
This award-winning documentary follows the tough day-to-day life of Romanian street child Nicu who, living in the system of heating ducts beneath Bucharest’s streets, is torn between life with his drug-dealer protector Bruce Lee, and a chance of escape offered by concerned aid worker Raluca. GO
Tiger Bay (1959, b/w) ★★★☆☆
This film is part gritty drama, part melodramatic morality tale; it follows the unravelling consequences of a 12-year-old girl’s lies. Gillie Evans (Hayley Mills, daughter of John, in her first major film role) witnesses a Polish sailor shooting his girlfriend in a jealous rage – then she befriends him and obstructs the murder investigation. Set in Cardiff, as the title suggests, the film marked the arrival of the British New Wave.
The Disappearance of Alice Creed (2009) ★★★★☆
Horror Channel, 10.45pm
This taut three-handed British thriller stars Gemma Arterton as Alice Creed, a woman kidnapped by two men (Eddie Marsan and Martin Compston) and ransomed for her father’s money. The performances keep your eyes glued to the action, and you’re never quite sure who’s controlling whom. It’s a sure-footed debut from J Blakeson, who later made The 5th Wave.
Never Say Never Again (1983) ★★★☆☆
This “unofficial” Bond adventure, made by an independent company, is often omitted from the canon. Still, Sean Connery’s final outing as 007 is plenty of fun, as the secret agent investigates the theft of nuclear weapons by terrorist masterminds Spectre. Kim Basinger is the Bond girl. It’s a rehash of Thunderball, and 21 years after his 007 debut, Connery is creaking, but it’s enjoyable nevertheless.
Vicki Power (VP), Gerard O’Donovan (GO), Gabriel Tate (GT), Sarah Hughes (SH), Toby Dantzic (TD)